mirradin ([personal profile] mirradin) wrote2019-03-10 08:28 am

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I had a dream in which I invented a crochet machine somehow. Like a knitting machine, but for crochet. Now I'm awake, I'm wondering how the heck this would work. I mean, with crochet you only have one open stitch at a time, so a machine would have to work the fabric the same as a human..?

Also I was part of a travelling merchant/possibly criminal group and I think we were in trouble with the law somehow. Not sure what that was about. I do know that I was not suited to dealing with customers despite inventing a very valuable crochet machine.
kanadka: Attenborough voice: "The Canada goose, also known as the Satan of the North, holds a knife in his meaty wing as he prepares for carnage, death in his demonic eyes..." (canada goose)

[personal profile] kanadka 2019-03-10 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly the local textile guild wanted your head for making crocheted objects many times as quickly as their handcrafters could!